is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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