I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i came on her dog
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
