i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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