I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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