Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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