im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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