I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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