just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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