Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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