I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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