oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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