his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
