Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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