Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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