eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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