i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
high people should be assigned attendants
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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