You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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