Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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