Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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