i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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