she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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