if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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