I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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