He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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