grandma shit on top of the toilet
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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