I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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