This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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