Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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