so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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