Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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