do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Randomize
