why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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