I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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