I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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