I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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