what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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