He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
