I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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