Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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