It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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