I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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