Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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