i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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