going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
