the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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