he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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