I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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