Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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