Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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