I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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