i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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