How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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