so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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