Umm I'm too high to move.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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