so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You took a bar mat shot.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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