Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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