Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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