So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
