On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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